This post by Jim Thompson is over a week old now but the Macalope missed it when it first went up.
Here’s the nut graph:
Maynor and Ellch think there is a bug in FreeBSD.
Maynor and Ellch know how to contact the author of the affected code.
They’ve failed to do so.
I’m sure George’s friend Borke can parse this into something completely unrecognizable….