OK, I'll return the $85 million, but I'm keeping the pony!

Remember that options-for-shares swap Jobs got back in 2003 the Macalope  mentioned yesterday?  Well, Graef Crystal at Bloomberg noticed the same thing (antler tip to TUAW).

Crystal did a little checking and found that

The strike price of that grant was equal to the lowest closing price of Apple stock in the 56- and 30-calendar day periods preceding the grant and in the 30- 56- and 90-day periods following the grant.

Those grants, you may remember, were then exchanged for actual stock which, Crystal says, was basically of equal value using a likely valuation method.

Crystal suggests that Jobs either return $85 million – basically the difference between what he got at the favorable strike price and what he would have gotten if Apple had used an average price at the time he was first able to sell his shares – or not take any further compensation for a while.

Now, Crystal is a little pissy about the whole thing.

I’d sure like it if someone gave me a $75 million non- benefit.

Oh, really?  OK, then.  Just go out and start one of the preeminent technology companies in the world, get fired, start another company, get the first one to buy the second one, squeeze out the guy that brought you back and then negotiate yourself a sweet little $75 million non-benefit.

It’s not so easy being Steve, is it, Mr. Pissy Pants?

While it seems unlikely to the Macalope that Apple’s bean counters didn’t want to bother Jobs’ pretty little head with the detail that he was being awarded a favorable strike price, it’s certainly possible he didn’t know there was anything wrong with it.

That said, it does seem that Jobs could remove any hint of impropriety by returning something.  Perhaps there are other valuation methodologies than Crystal’s that would keep Jobs from having to root through the sofa looking for spare change.

DISCLAIMER:  The Macalope owns an insignificant number of Apple shares.

The other shoe

This post by Jim Thompson is over a week old now but the Macalope missed it when it first went up.

Here’s the nut graph:

Maynor and Ellch think there is a bug in FreeBSD.
Maynor and Ellch know how to contact the author of the affected code.
They’ve failed to do so.

NCC-1701

Apple making a push into the enterprise?

St-st-studios

Gene Munster, the analyst with the classic TV name, says Apple will add two more studios to the iTunes Store within six months if Apple can “tweak” its pricing.

But the Macalope thought Apple would only ever have Disney…

Caveat lector

Robert Jung at Electric Escape (antler tip to MacSurfer) rightly takes gullible Mac pundits to task for falling for the “Muslims Offended By NY Apple Store Cube” story.

The story is being pushed by an [modifier deleted - see note below] organization run by former members of the Mossad Israeli intelligence [Mossad may be wrong - they may have all been in military intelligence] and includes no link to the web site that apparently speaks for all Muslims in saying “we’re too stupid to know that a Genius Bar isn’t stocked with alcohol.”

C’mon, people.

UPDATE:  And the stars of the Mac community come out to shine in the comments at TUAW!

6. Muslims should be upset with Mohammed for being a demon processed [sic] pedophile and not with Apple for making a cube.

Ookay.

NOTE ON MEMRI [UPDATED]: The Macalope originally wrote that MEMRI was and “anti-Muslim astroturfing organization.” “Astro-turfing” is the wrong term and “anti-Muslim” is difficult to prove categorically. More accurately, MEMRI reports on cherry-picked stories that tend to make Muslims look bad. Call it a watchdog group, call it biased. Jacob in comments provides this link, but if you’re really interested you can Google MEMRI and draw your own conclusions.

UPDATE: TechWeb reports that MEMRI has “not respond to questions about the source” of the posting.

Options mania

McAfee fires president Kevin Weiss in the wake of its own stock option backdating scandal.

And the Wall Street Journal reports that the committee Apple relied on to investigate its option backdating included Apple board member Jerome York – who was responsible for granting some of the backdated options (although he recused himself during the investigation of those time periods) – and Eric Schmidt, who’s caught up in his own options issues at Google.

Hmm.  Foxes?  Chicken coop?  Any of this ringing any bells, Apple board?

They at least got the third member right by picking Al Gore who, say what you want, probably doesn’t have any issues with stock option backdating since he spent the entire problem time period in the public sector and then teaching.

Trolling for more background, the Macalope found this report on MacNN that references a Bloomberg story about Steve Jobs relinquishing his entire 27.5 million options in March of 2003 for 5 million of directly owned shares.

That’s interesting.

Nine months after Sarbanes-Oxley passes, Steve Jobs trades his options in for actual shares.  Apple’s statement about Jobs’ seem pretty unequivocal, however.

In a few instances, Apple CEO Steve Jobs was aware that favorable grant dates had been selected, but he did not receive or otherwise benefit from these grants and was unaware of the accounting implications.

Or is it?!  Paging George Ou and David Burke!

(Not really.  Please don’t respond to that page.)

Is that real voodoo in there?

The Macalope fired up VoodooPad this afternoon to jot down some ideas and was presented with the “New version available” dialog box, prompting him to visit VoodooPad’s web site to download it.

That in and of itself wouldn’t be that unusual, except the Macalope wasn’t connected to the Internet at the time.  So how did VoodooPad know there was a new version?

That is some powerful voodoo.

UPDATE: VoodooPad developer Gus Mueller provides the answer in comments:

VP checked that there was an update via a background thread the previous time you launched, and then the next time you launched it remembered that and let you know.

The reason why VP doesn’t let you know right away is because the HIG says not to. Something about annoying the user unpredictably.

Awwwww. And here the Macalope was hoping Flying Meat had implemented a new class called NSatan or something*. What a letdown!

Also, Gus’ answer begs the question as to what the HIG says about annoying the user predictably. That, apparently, is OK. Which would explain Mail.

* Little Cocoa joke there.

Apple adds PBS shows to iTunes

Geek that he is, the Macalope is excited to see that you can now download individual episodes of NOVA (and other PBS shows) from the iTunes Store.  At first the $8 price tag seemed a little hefty, but the same shows on DVD are $18 from Amazon.

The Macalope wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the largest iTunes discount there is.  Wal-Mart and Target are not going to happy about that.

"You broke my heart, Fredo." And… scene!

The New York Times reports (free registration) that Apple left some unanswered questions about its backdating of certain stock option grants. Of particular interest to the Macalope was this quote:

“I would say that Jobs and the Apple board threw Fred under the bus to keep it from hitting them,” said Lynn E. Turner, a former chief accountant at the Securities and Exchange Commission and a managing director at Glass, Lewis & Company, which advises institutional investors on corporate governance.

The Macalope suspects Fred Anderson may have jumped rather than been pushed, but either way he seems to be taking one for the team.

And by “team” the Macalope means “Steve Jobs.”

The Macalope knows his way around accounting and finance, but has never had the pleasure of stock options, so he did a little research for his personal edification (using Wikipedia for some background).

Stock options are a popular expression of a company’s love for a particular employee, often used in the technology world. The company is effectively saying “As an important cog in our engine, we recognize that you need incentives to help make the value of the company grow, so we’re going to grant you a share of that growth.”

The employee is granted a certain number of stock options (called “options” because they are exercised at the employee’s discretion) at the price of the company’s shares at the day of the grant. The employee doesn’t “get” the shares, he or she gets the amount the shares appreciate in the future (or, if they don’t appreciate, gets nothing). As the company’s stock price rises, the employee can – depending on vesting schedules and the expiration date – exercise the options at any time. A broker buys the shares from the company at the grant price and sells them on the market for the current price. The employee pockets the difference, less the brokerage fees.

So, let’s say an Apple employee – let’s call him “Jon Rubinstein” – was given options of 100 shares at a price of $35 on January 15, 2005. The price hits $50 on September 8, 2005 and Jon Rubinstein exercises his options, netting the difference between the two prices times the number of shares: $5000 – $3500 = $1500.

Just add a whole heck of a lot more zeros and deduct a brokerage fee.

Now, in backdating, the company says “We want to give you 100 shares but, you know, it’s January 15th 2005 and the price is $35. Three months ago it was $20 and you’re so fricking awesome you deserve it at $20 a share. So, just between you and me and the board, we’re going to mark the date on the shares as October 6th so you can start from $20. Don’t tell anyone. Shhh. A special deal for you just because you’re so fricking awesome.”

You can see how that’s financially beneficial to the employee. But, realistically, this example is overly naive. In most companies upper managers – through either the use of powerful Jedi mind tricks or just old fashioned childish screaming tantrums (or both!) – are able to influence their compensation.

Apple apparently had these incidences of backdating for years, so why is it only coming up now?

According to BusinessWeek, the current spate of concern over options was kicked off after a review by the Wall Street Journal revealed that executions of stock options at the companies reviewed were making executives more money than they should have based on random share prices. Meaning the dates and consequently the share prices were not being picked randomly.

Cha-ching.

Sarbanes/Oxley effectively eliminated this backdating issue by mandating that both option grants and exercises must be reported by the end of the second business day following the day on which the transaction was executed. So companies could no longer “pretend” grants had been given three months prior.

As BusinessWeek notes, backdating isn’t necessarily illegal depending on the bylaws of the company and how its reported. But Apple clearly did not disclose these backdated grants and actually still has not, pending the conclusion of the SEC’s investigation.

While certainly not any admission of guilt, that’s at least an admission that the company would rather not have to provide a full accounting of these grants.

No one really needs to know who offed Fredo Anderson.

Clearly, this issue does not appear to be over for Apple, despite Anderson’s resignation from the board. What is probably paramount in the mind of an Apple fan is “What does this mean for Steve Jobs?”

In the case of Mercury Interactive Corp., the case that prompted the Wall Street Journal’s review, there were 49 cases of backdating and three executives including the CEO resigned. As a result of the Wall Street Journal’s analysis, several other companies faced criminal investigations and shareholder lawsuits.

Apple has only admitted that backdated options were granted on 15 dates and has not specified to how many individuals. At the Times notes, Apple said Jobs only knew about a few, but did not say how many shares were involved.

It’s unlikely in Apple’s case that the board would ask Jobs to resign. Jobs, to a certain degree, is Apple. At this point, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that he would be asked to step down. To the contrary, Apple is taking pains to clear Jobs of any malfeasance and there’s no evidence he’s done anything wrong.

Anderson may be being made a sacrificial lamb, but that doesn’t mean there was deliberate, coordinated, systemic abuse of stock options. Anderson’s resignation may simply be for healthy PR purposes. Indeed, regardless of criminal intent, something was screwed up so someone has to go. Anderson had already retired from being CFO and was a likely candidate. He may have actually had little to do with the granting of options. If Anderson has to step down from his board position at eBay, too, then you can start to think he’s possibly tainted goods.

It is somewhat disturbing that the company is not more forthcoming with information on these grants, but more information may become available when Apple’s quarterly results are announced on the 18th.

UPDATE: MacNN has more on Jobs’ current position in this.

Glenn Fleishman has a similar report to the Macalope’s on TidBITS.

Disclaimer: the Macalope holds an insignificant number of Apple shares.

Dear Silly Pundits…

MacNN quotes a report today that says Apple will meet or exceed its guideline for the fourth fiscal quarter.

Of particular note to the Macalope was this:

We anticipate continued strength in its Mac business (up 6 percent quarter over quarter) driven by MacBook and a rebound in its iPod business (up 5 percent quarter over quarter) helped by new Nanos and initial shipments of its new Shuffle.

So, can we cut the “slipping iPod sales” crap?

UPDATE:  Some math for you:

Assuming the report is correct, a 5% increase would mean Apple sold about 8,517,000 iPods in the fourth fiscal quarter, a 32% increase year-over-year.  iPod sales also showed a 32% increase year-over-year in the third fiscal quarter.  As the Macalope has said, iPod sales growth is leveling off.  Sales continue to increase.