Via Mr. Gruber, the Macalope sees that Gartner — the firm that famously recommended Apple get out of the hardware business — notes that Mac sales were up 30% in the first quarter.
Good advice, fellas!
Irony!
Mac sales are up, and guess who noticed?
Full of sound and furry
Mac sales are up, and guess who noticed?
Via Mr. Gruber, the Macalope sees that Gartner — the firm that famously recommended Apple get out of the hardware business — notes that Mac sales were up 30% in the first quarter.
Good advice, fellas!
But hey, don’t forget that Microsoft’s Xbox 360 Innovations and Xbox Live Portal Position It for Success.
Oh, wait.
By the placing of Venus, Saturn and Mars I foretell the iPhone will be a success and for Apple to “outperform” in H2 2007.
Oh wait, I shouldn’t let slip my method to the public. It’s a trade secret!
The iPhone is a Capricorn. It’s natal chart virtually assures that Apple stock will reach $120/share before Christmas.
Don’t forget to burn some incense.
That would be “its” natal chart. So I type faster than I think. Sue me.
Rip, Its OK. We all make misteaks from tyme to tiem.
-jcr