Outlandish claims

Posted March 31, 2012 By The Macalope and has no comments yet.

This week’s Macworld column takes on Rob Enderle (yes, AGAIN), wild claims about Microsoft and more Apple bashing over Foxconn.

Baloney. It’s what’s for lunch.

Posted March 24, 2012 By The Macalope and has 2 comments.

This week’s Macworld column looks at fabricated iPad scandals. And just how big the next iPhone will be? HUGE!

Schools of thought

Posted March 17, 2012 By The Macalope and has 1 comment.

This week’s Macworld column looks at the varied and dubious schools of thought employed by those who concern troll Apple.

Pundit-Matic™ 3000

Posted March 14, 2012 By The Macalope and has 2 comments.

Inspired by the Macalope’s Mad Libs punditry in Saturday’s column, @evilneuro made the Pundit-Matic™ 3000. It’s uncannily accurate!

Tremendous conflict of interest-gate update!

Posted March 12, 2012 By The Macalope and has 7 comments.

The Macalope no longer holds any shares of Apple. In a sure sign of his lack of continued confidence in the company due to Tim Cook appearing at the iPad event with his shirt untucked, he sold all two of them. And used the money to buy things from Apple that depreciate in value instead.

New iPad highs, new coverage lows

Posted March 10, 2012 By The Macalope and has no comments yet.

This week’s Macworld column looks at the silly pundits who predicted the new iPad would disappoint and — surprise! — were disappointed by the iPad!

Punchlines

Posted March 3, 2012 By The Macalope and has no comments yet.

This week’s Macworld column looks at the new phones shown at MWC, zombie iPad mini rumors and a pundit who says Apple needs to dramatically update iOS… just because, OK?!