Demi-Godwin

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how you can avoid Godwin’s Law by just comparing Apple to things other than Hitler. Like, say, Joseph McCarthy.

Friends and enemies

This week’s Macworld column takes on pundits who make no sense and even some friends.

Repeat performance

Yesterday’s Macworld column took the time to listen to what Henry Blodget has to say. Why it did that is another question.

In nomine dumb

Today’s Macworld column looks at the shocking revelation that Apple might be… A RELIGION!

Hard lessons to learn

In this week’s Macworld column, the Macalope lets Samsung know we’re not buying their “Aw, shucks” spiel and explains his no linking policy.

Stories we tell

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how doomed iOS is. Again. This will be your homework before the weekly column tomorrow, where this piece comes up again.

Stylus lifestyle

Today’s Macworld column looks at the resurgence of the stylus! Wait, what?

Solutions in search of a problem

This week’s Macworld column looks at the crazy ideas pundits come up with to fix Apple’s imagined problems.

Also, the little birds that clean the bugs out of the horny one’s ears neglected to remind him to post links to Tuesday’s and Thursday’s column. Both are humorous instances of pundits just taking the word of executives at Apple’s competitors.

Telling

This week’s Macworld column looks at how the New York Times loves to make everything about Apple, the still-rampant use of the f-world and those JD Powers results.

Redefined

Yesterday’s Macworld column looks at the charming goal-post moving being done by some in the financial press.