Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how you can avoid Godwin’s Law by just comparing Apple to things other than Hitler. Like, say, Joseph McCarthy.
Demi-Godwin
It’s not Godwin but it’s close!
Category: iPad
Repeat performance
Henry Blodget wrote something again, you guys.
Yesterday’s Macworld column took the time to listen to what Henry Blodget has to say. Why it did that is another question.
Hard lessons to learn
Sorry, Samsung, we’re not buying it. And pundits? The Macalope’s not linking to it.
In this week’s Macworld column, the Macalope lets Samsung know we’re not buying their “Aw, shucks” spiel and explains his no linking policy.
Stories we tell
How doomed is iOS? BlackBerry kind of doomed.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how doomed iOS is. Again. This will be your homework before the weekly column tomorrow, where this piece comes up again.
Solutions in search of a problem
Crazy ideas solve imaginary problems!
This week’s Macworld column looks at the crazy ideas pundits come up with to fix Apple’s imagined problems.
Also, the little birds that clean the bugs out of the horny one’s ears neglected to remind him to post links to Tuesday’s and Thursday’s column. Both are humorous instances of pundits just taking the word of executives at Apple’s competitors.
Telling
Everything’s about Apple and all those “fanbois”, except for that JD Powers survey which is all about price.
This week’s Macworld column looks at how the New York Times loves to make everything about Apple, the still-rampant use of the f-world and those JD Powers results.
A fundamental lack of understanding
Some people just don’t get it. Not just Apple, but their own business models.
This week’s Macworld column has people who don’t understand iPad pricing, people who don’t understand iPhone sales and people who don’t understand their own business model.
Unspoken alternatives
That thing where you’re analyzing something and you leave out the analysis.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at some of the little things that get left out of an analysis. How did that happen?!
The reviews are in!
The reviews are in and iOS 7 is a dud!
Today’s Macworld column looks at one of the first reviews of iOS 7. Wait… reviews?
The beginning of the end… again
After reinventing the smartphone, Apple stole it from the people who stole it from them!
Today’s Macworld column kind of wonders if pundits don’t have some sort of long-term memory disorder.