Full of sound and furry
First Macworld post of the year, but how new is this year anyway?
It’s a new year but you wouldn’t necessarily know that by the arguments silly pundits make and what Microsoft introduces. Oh, well. At least the Mac App Store is new.
A lame fake switcher and good will to Microsoft and the Nexus S in this week’s Macworld column.
This week’s Macworld column features one of the Macalope’s favorites, the pretend switcher! Also: the Macalope feels good will toward all and defends Microsoft and enjoys a Nexus S review!
Another week, another list of silly pundits!
This week’s Macworld column looks at some pundit biases for Windows Phone 7 and Android and a ho-hum reaction to iOS 4.2.
Is this the end of the Mac as we know it?!
This week’s Macworld column looks at Ray Ozzie, Apple’s quarterly results and the Mac App Store.
Windows Phone 7 ad isn’t bad.
A couple of years ago someone was impersonating the Macalope on Twitter before giving up shortly after the horny one opened up his own account. The impostor’s last post was this:
Wow. New Microsoft ads are very good. I’m scratching my antlers trying to think of something negative to say.
First of all, you don’t scratch the antlers. Antlers don’t itch. Second, haha, it’s funny because the Macalope is just a Microsoft nay-sayer blah blah blah. Third, those ads — the “take back the ‘I’m a PC guy’!” ads — were truly horrible and the Macalope easily found something negative to say about them.
Fast forward to this year when the brown and furry one has been positive about Microsoft’s efforts with Windows Phone 7 and really likes the first ad.
It may not be perfect as John Gruber notes, but it’s a) a funny jab at how much time people spend on their phones and b) a suggestion that you can do what you want to do on a Windows Phone 7 faster and get back to your loved ones.
Is that true? Maybe. It’s certainly what they tried to do with the phone, we’ll see if they pulled it off. Seems like it’s going to be a little hard without multitasking and cut-and-paste at least.
Link to Macworld column about mobile wars, Consumer Reports and Microsoft.
This week’s Macworld column looks at the mobile wars, Consumer Reports refusal to accept that the iPhone’s not evil and talks to the Winotaur about Microsoft’s boss new slate coming in 3 years!
Link to Macworld piece on silly smartphone OS wars/PC wars comparisons.
This week’s Macworld column takes a trip back to the ’90s because the smartphone OS wars are exactly like the PC wars, dude!
Link to Macworld piece about Microsoft, iPad competitors and Enderle.
Who’s trying too hard? This week’s Macworld piece says Microsoft, iPad competitors and Rob Enderle.
Enderle, Snell and Gruber get the horns in this week’s Macworld piece.
It’s a weird Macalope Weekly as the horny one takes on Rob Enderle, Jason Snell and John Gruber (for different reasons). That’s gotta be a first.
Antitrust, Google iPad killer and the Kin at Macworld.
This week’s Macworld piece looks at loose talk that Apple could face antitrust charges and that Google could make an iPad killer, then talks to the Winotaur about the Kin.