Macalope, the mug

For possibly a limited time you can get an “I’m the Macalope” mug. Hurry!

Free advice

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the state of Apple investment advice. It’s not pretty.

Scandalous

Tuesday’s Macworld column looked at the scandal about Apple not helping people leave its ecosystem. Except that it is.

Truisms

This week’s Macworld column points out that two things we’ll always know are that Apple should dump billions on acquiring some big-name company and that Microsoft always wins.

Demi-Godwin

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how you can avoid Godwin’s Law by just comparing Apple to things other than Hitler. Like, say, Joseph McCarthy.

Friends and enemies

This week’s Macworld column takes on pundits who make no sense and even some friends.

Repeat performance

Yesterday’s Macworld column took the time to listen to what Henry Blodget has to say. Why it did that is another question.

In nomine dumb

Today’s Macworld column looks at the shocking revelation that Apple might be… A RELIGION!

Hard lessons to learn

In this week’s Macworld column, the Macalope lets Samsung know we’re not buying their “Aw, shucks” spiel and explains his no linking policy.

Stories we tell

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how doomed iOS is. Again. This will be your homework before the weekly column tomorrow, where this piece comes up again.