Losers
This week’s Macworld column looks at what a bunch of losers Apple is.
Executive statements
Today’s Macworld column looks at the wacky things executives sometimes say.
A fundamental disconnect
In this week’s Macworld column the Macalope wonders what Apple pundits are looking at, because it’s not the one in this reality.
A kinder, gentler Macalope
This week’s Macworld column features an intervention followed by the Macalope making nice with a silly pundit, but not before handing out a much-deserved goring with the help of a friend.
Credulity incarnate
The Macalope explores the crazy things some people will believe in this week’s Macworld column.
Funny again
Good news! RIM’s funny again! You know what else is funny? The Apple rumor mill and the Winotaur. All in this week’s Macworld column.
You should totally wait for our next product
Amidst rumors the Xoom’s not doing as well as they’d have liked, Motorola may be looking forward. That’s great! Don’t don’t be held back by that relationship! Live, Motorola, live!
However, its own CEO has pointed to a seven-inch Xoom coming in the second half of the year.
Terrific. Way to telegraph your punches.
It would be a “fun” device where the 10-inch model of today is targeted more at serious users, however, and would leave little overlap.
Yeah, this 10-inch iPad the Macalope plays Fruit Ninja on is waaaaaay too serious.
OK, maybe he just means the Xoom is too serious. That’s possible. Seriously… well, you fill in the blank.
OOOH-EEEE-EEEE-AAAAH!
InfoWorld: Act now to avoid tablet apocalypse
Enterprise IT managers react to Apple tablet
The reviews are in!
The Apple tablet can’t possibly be a hit! (Tip o’ the antlers to Chris Jennings via email.) Or, if you read to the end, “Apple may pull it off”! (Why is that part always at the end? The Macalope is so tired of that construction.)
When reviewing products that no one knows anything about, individuals should have to do that Jim Carrey thing where he stuck his head between his legs and moved his butt cheeks like his ass was doing the talking. Because that’s really what we’re talking about here.
Apple's mythical tablet
A bonus Macalope on Macworld this week, as the horny one looks at the tablet rumors.