Today’s Macworld column finds Microsoft winning… again!
Big Win
Microsoft wins again! Every! Time!
Category: Silly Pundits
Win-ning
Microsoft wins big in survey of mostly Windows devices.
Today’s Macworld column looks at a Microsoft win. It’s hard to see so we have to use a microscope. Also blinders.
Short-term memory
APPLE DROPS IPHONE ORDERS! Every year.
Today’s Macworld column looks at the annual “APPLE DROPS IPHONE ORDERS” panic.
The refrain
Bad argument? Repeating it doesn’t help.
Tuesday’s Macworld column found that if your argument about Apple is not great, repeating it doesn’t help.
A massive disconnect
Hang on to those smartphones during the holidays.
Saturday’s Macworld column was not specifically about Apple!
iPad Pro no
The iPad Pro’s been out for two weeks and we can already tell it’s doomed.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how the iPad Pro is doomed because that’s the kind of thing you can tell after two weeks.
Traffic court
When a publication tries a bit too hard.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at publications that try too hard.
Retroactive disaster
How bad are Apple Watch sales? Time-travelingly bad.
Yesterday’s Macworld column showed that Watch sales are so bad they’re traveling back in time and are being undone.
Distrusted commentary
The least trusted name in Apple commentary.
Today’s Macworld column looks at the last name in Apple commentary.
Can’t win for winning
That Apple doom is coming any day now!
Yesterday’s Macworld column reminded us that Apple doom is coming any day.