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Eternal Flame

Apple MUST! LOWER! PRICES!

Today’s Macworld column looks at the undying idea that Apple needs to lower prices.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 10, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Eternal Flame

Part of the problem

Want less coverage of Apple? Cover it less.

Today’s Macworld column points out the idea that if you want less coverage of Apple, maybe you should cover it less.

Author The MacalopePosted on August 29, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Part of the problem

AAPL vs. Apple

AAPL and Apple aren’t the same thing.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the difference between the stock and the company.

And if you missed it, Tuesday’s column looked at the idea that Apple should ditch one of its competitive advantages, just to make Windows users happy.

Author The MacalopePosted on August 7, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on AAPL vs. Apple

Not exactly missing it

Who missed what now?

Today’s Macworld column looks at the reaction to Apple’s quarterly results.

And if you missed it, Tuesday’s column looked at the contention that developers are skeptical of the Apple Watch.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 23, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Not exactly missing it

Unreality check

Tim Cook is a lousy CEO. That’s a thing you can say and not explode. Apparently.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the amusing notion that Tim Cook is a lousy CEO.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 12, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Unreality check

The replacements

Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple. He’s doing a pretty good job. This is apparently a problem.

Today’s Macworld column shows that Apple is not your personal game of fantasy baseball.

Author The MacalopePosted on June 13, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The replacements

Book club

Beating up Apple execs over their book choices.

Today’s Macworld column shows how to beat up Apple executives over their book choices.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 28, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Book club

The anti-Beatitudes

If Apple’s a religion, shouldn’t we get our Watches tax-free?

Yesterday’s Macworld column went over the Apple = religion thing. AGAIN.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 27, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The anti-Beatitudes

The blame game

Everything is Apple’s fault.

Today’s Macworld column reveals that everything is Apple’s fault.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 27, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The blame game

Never say never again

So many words, so little time to put them into Steve Jobs’s mouth.

Yesterday’s Macworld column finds yet more words put into Steve Jobs’s mouth.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 21, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Never say never again

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