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The return of the naive

Guess who’s back?

Today’s Macworld column has Dan Lyons! Wait, where are you going?

Three strikes, Forbes is out.

This week’s Macworld column is a clean sweep for Forbes! And they should not be proud of that.

Stupid Tim Cook! Be more Steve Jobs!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looks at Tim Cook’s biggest flaw: not being Steve Jobs.

Apple’s lost the plot… to a movie they aren’t in.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the charge that Apple’s lost the plot. The plot to the wacky farce that pundits are trying to get made.

So many helpful people wanting to tell Apple their business!

This week’s Macworld column looks at the helpful people who want to school you on things Apple.

Asked by academics and also completely unrelated to reality.

Today’s Macworld column asks you to look in the dictionary under “academic question.” There’s a picture of the article we’ll talk about.

Guys, we’ve apparently been neglecting someone.

Today’s Macworld column has the Macalope feeling just terrible that a pundit must be feeling neglected.

Tiny things always speak volumes. If you make a big deal out of them.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the little things that people will try to make a big deal out of.

The real reason to stay out of Apple’s stock is that this kind of stuff is what guides opinion about it.

Today’s Macworld column provides some lame excuses to avoid Apple’s stock. If you were looking for some.

Ugh, Apple is such a bunch of losers! Why do they even try?

This week’s Macworld column looks at what a bunch of losers Apple is.