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Free advice
Free advice isn’t always free.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the state of Apple investment advice. It’s not pretty.
Scandalous
Apple won’t let us leave! Except for Geniuses.
Tuesday’s Macworld column looked at the scandal about Apple not helping people leave its ecosystem. Except that it is.
Truisms
Apple always needs to make a huge acquisition (for some reason) and Microsoft always wins!
This week’s Macworld column points out that two things we’ll always know are that Apple should dump billions on acquiring some big-name company and that Microsoft always wins.
Demi-Godwin
It’s not Godwin but it’s close!
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how you can avoid Godwin’s Law by just comparing Apple to things other than Hitler. Like, say, Joseph McCarthy.
Friends and enemies
This week it’s not only pundits who make no sense who get the antlers, it’s also some friends.
This week’s Macworld column takes on pundits who make no sense and even some friends.
Repeat performance
Henry Blodget wrote something again, you guys.
Yesterday’s Macworld column took the time to listen to what Henry Blodget has to say. Why it did that is another question.
In nomine dumb
Guess what Apple is. Go on. Guess.
Today’s Macworld column looks at the shocking revelation that Apple might be… A RELIGION!
Hard lessons to learn
Sorry, Samsung, we’re not buying it. And pundits? The Macalope’s not linking to it.
In this week’s Macworld column, the Macalope lets Samsung know we’re not buying their “Aw, shucks” spiel and explains his no linking policy.
Stories we tell
How doomed is iOS? BlackBerry kind of doomed.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how doomed iOS is. Again. This will be your homework before the weekly column tomorrow, where this piece comes up again.